Hooooray for Elephants!

This ones for you elephant. You refused to assimilate into the patriarchal rule that governs so many different species. You said, "Trunk you" to all those jungle/savanna b's that say "Men are better"! You're not ashamed that women are in charge. So kick back and relax with a nice cold Budweiser. We salute you, real animal heroes.

Anybody remember those Real American Hero ads that Bud did?

Yeah those were funny. I loved the songs.

They were pretty much the best thing ever.

Also, having internalized everything that went on in class today, I realize I just got schooled. Like, hard.

This. This is an unpleasant sensation

Bahahahaha. Quite. I say just use chicks and dudes and everyone is happy. I have never met a woman/female/chick that has ever REALLY been offended by the term chick.

My boyfriend says that eventually it will be considered "polite" to call women "bitches."

Don't worry. I told him that he's an asshole.

What will we use to refer to females in the perjorative then? Feminist?

"Yeah man my ex was a total fucking feminist, she slashed the tires on my brand new car after we broke up!"

What about twat?

I thought twat was gender neutral.

O right. Cunt?

i predict cunt will continue to be offensive for quite some time now. but i think bitches is pretty secure in its offensive-ness also.

and Qing. thats what classes are for. har har har

Die in the woods, Richard. Die in the woods and get raped by a bear